Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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