This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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