Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
This is the high leading the old right now
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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