I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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