at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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