your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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