and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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