dude i'm inner monologue high
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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