sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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