He disabled his match.com account in front of me
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
