I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Ladies don't puke and tell
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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