yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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