Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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