windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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