His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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