My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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