I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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