That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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