never play flip cup with pint glasses
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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