JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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