Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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