North Korea, Best Korea!
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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