fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
