Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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