He is an equal opportunity slut.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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