IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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