so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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