Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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