I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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