you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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