I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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