I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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