You're earring is so big in my mouth
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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