it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The air was thick with penises
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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