Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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