I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
