If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Is it because I queefed?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Randomize
