These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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