I wish I could punch you in the face.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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