Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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