conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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