How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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