i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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