I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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