she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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