just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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