Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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