you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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