Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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