Im at strip club and am horny
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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