Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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